|
STEVE CLOSE but not cigar |
|
CRAIG plays football on astroturfy MURPHY |
|
TOM my knee hurts DOHERTY |
|
IAN the role-model WADDELL |
|
TIM did it cross the LYNAM |
|
SI pretty fly for a white guy GREGORY |
|
The opposition just can't MARK MINORS |
|
STEVEN takes the ball and flies like a bird HERD |
|
KEITH who gives you extra HALIFAX |
|
RICHARD he ain't heavy he's my brother in law CHAMBERLAIN |
|
MARK floats like a butterfly stings like a bee DOHERTY |
|
TOM red socks SATTERWAITE |
|
MATT says he's not a STALKER |
|
ANDY dingaling KING |
|
MIKE as a kid never played with barbie DARBY |
|
he's here he's there, he's NITEEN VADHER |
|
ALEX was that his final curtain TURTON |
|
ANDY the bracknell league stallion MALLON |
|
RAILTON seriously who are you BLYTHE |
|
ALEX never plays like he's bored CROXFORD |
|
MARTIN is good at football me tinks HINKS |
|
GAVIN consider it DONE |
|
IAN sacrafices the defence like a ritual JOHNSON-MITCHELL |
|
OWEN shotgun MORGAN |
|
ROB goal in his sight WHITE |
|
ALEX likes right said fred WEBB |
|
JONATHAN shows his muscle RUSSELL |
|
DAN nothing rymes with hobson HOBSON |
|
MANUEL plays footy nice and faira CABRERA |
|
MIKE when he scores the church ring their bells WELLS |
|
LEWIS what kind of surname is INTRONA |
|
JAMIE don't call me fuc'in charlie CHAPLIN |
|
JAMES if he was 25stone he would be a fatty BATTY |
|
BRYAN is always in a RUSH |
|
STUART beefy THOMPSON |
|
MIKE swing low GRESLOW |
|
TIM riddle me this BIDDLE me that |
|
